...and who apparently believes Town Hall Meetings were created for his personal enjoyment. Guess what, Marco: I’d be fine with you having anxiety-based stomach cramps for the rest of your life. Because it would be “fun” for me.

(this is from 2015, how did he know?)

“I think people need to do things the right way, follow the rules and obey the laws, and I firmly believe in that,” local resident Lori Barron told the paper. “But in the case of Carlos, I think he may have done more for the people here than this place has ever given him.”

Are we calling him Spicy Sphincter now?

When the oilfield in ND exploded and seniors could no longer afford apartments, when ranchers in WY could no longer drink their water... literally no local paper mentioned that some regulations might have prevented these problems.

Immigrants are people — news at 11.

The DOJ’s about face is absolutely terrifying (and with all due respect, probably should be covered on its own). This was a six year investigation that Sessions just crippled with a wave of his hand. Without the claim that lawmakers knew exactly what the hell they were doing when they passed the law, they’ll “iron…

I’m sure they’ll point out that it was planned under Obama’s watch. I’m also sure they’ll forget to mention that maybe there was a reason it wasn’t launched under Obama’s watch, possibly due to Intel reports not being skimmed through.

I’m sure the White House investigation into the raid that Trump didn’t study intel about, ordered so he could make a big impact, then fucked up royally will be totally unbiased and done thoroughly.

As a Florida residing person, I need to remind everyone that Marco Rubio is a smarmy little weasel who doesn’t show up for work, casually disregards his ethics, and should never had aspired to the presidency. While people were begging him to vote No on Devos, he was live-blogging the Superbowl. FUCK HIM

I quite like the idea that his narcissism is so acute, he doesn’t realise with that investigation, the grave he’s digging is his own.

also this:

Does Donald realize that the investigation is going to be about why he ordered the raid and tweeted through it?

Donald did you look at ANY of the other responses? Like how over half disapprove of what you are doing as president? That virtually NO ONE approves of congress right now?

I use my Spicerized name when filling out Republican polls.

Everyone except my grandfather and the first guy I banged ( two seperate people) have worn boxes or boxer briefs.

I don’t know about that. A real asshole serves an actual purpose.

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

Yes. Good thing the guy running the White House doesn’t need a safe space, like us whiny triggered libruls.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.