Or, you know, these amazing things called roundabouts!

May I ask which model and model year Bimmer you have? Just part of a little study I’m making :)

Very true. The 10-year-old grandma car with 15k miles which never ever saw over 1500rpm or reached operating temperature in its entire life is guaranteed to be the worst car you’ll ever own.

Yeah, we all want money.

This will now be my go-to retort whenever someone regurgitates that dumb “torque bro” bullshit. Thanks!

Unless you have a really old car like mine, in which the parking brake operates a set of brake shoes that use the inside of the rear brake rotor’s hat as a drum. It’s a totally standalone system completely unrelated to the caliper and pads.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Do you happen to own an STI? Subaru forums have a reputation for being some of the worst around.

I was going to say the same about gear oil. Compared to that, ATF smells like cologne.

Yeah, that’s part of the reason I have no respect for the Veyron. It’s purely an exercise on excess for no other reason than to say “look at how much money we can spend pointlessly!”. I’d be much more interested if they had managed to make a car do 400km/h with 350hp and good aero, but who cares about that? BIG…

They’re talking about the old lady who was the previous owner of the car OP already had. She put 88k miles on the car in who-knows how long (I don’t think it’s mentioned in the article when “Herb” got it). You may be confusing it with the collector who put 149 miles on the other STI, the one OP recently bought and…

Came here to post this. Whenever I take friends for a ride in my 850 for the first time they all have the same reaction: at first they are like “Oh an old brick, cool I guess”. Then I give it WOT, they hear the turbo spooling and the five cylinders singing, and their facial expression immediately turns from…

And I thought my whiteblock was bad...

The cars are still designed in Sweden and made in Sweden and Belgium, so your attempt at that overused joke is particularly sad.

Try saying this to the audience in this website who likens Diesel to the second coming of Christ having never, obviously, actually driven one.

Air ride? What is that? I just cut my springs off around halfway, has the same effect yo.

That is Volvo’s secret strategy to get more people to buy the wagon variant. I’m sure the traditional tall headlights of the 5-door will look much better than this.

I actually like the looks of it from the first picture a lot. It’s that rear end that... ewwww

It does count. It’s just shit.