Chonk-E

THANK YOU.

I’m a dad. I owned a mustang and liked it. I am interested in a performance EV.  I will probably not buy this thing.

Wal-Mart was Dean’s biggest customer. Then Wal-Mart started selling their own brand of milk.

The Mach-Me

I’ll hold out for the Ford Mustang Super Duty GT with the flat plane electric motor.

It actually destroys brand equity when you misuse a brand. 

Except this isn’t the same thing at all. Porsche is a maker, Mustang is a specific vehicle. It would be like Porsche calling the Macan the “911 Cross Sport” or something. 

As someone who consistently makes fun of Mustangs (and especially their owners), I’m conflicted.  On the one hand, this is so stupid it even offends me.  On the other hand, it will be even easier to make fun of Mustang bois.

I can't wait for the Ford Mustang Ecosport, the Ford Mustang Escape, the Ford Mustang Edge, the Ford Mustang Explorer, the Ford Mustang Transit, the Ford Mustang Transit Connect, the Ford Mustang F150, the Ford Mustang F150 Raptor, and the Ford Mustang Mustang.

The parable about “watering down the soup” has apparently been heard by zero people in the Ford board room.

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

“Marion Nestle, a food studies professor at New York University”

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Have you tried not being a foreigner?

It’s funny you mention that, because the Mazda Rotary Pickup (REPU) was actually exclusive to the US and Canada. Assuming you’re from that area, that’s actually the one thing you *don’t* need to import. Not that I'm totally jealous or anything ...

Japan Wants You To Stop Buying All Its Skyline GT-Rs

I only saw him walking when the walk sign is flashing yellow; in that case he totally has the right of way.

Pedestrians have the right of way until the walk signal is solid red.

Honk and the idiot in front of me learns the light is green.