It must be Hell to be one of Trump’s lawyers.

I don’t disagree with your assessment (I remember feeling embarrassment about Harper and how he was stripping Canada of everything that made us something on the world stage) but I will say that as a Canadian, coming to this site and others like it, feels me with relief. It reinforces my belief that you aren’t all…

Bwahahahaha!!!!!

He’s from New Jersey? Explains the Teresa Guidice prostitution whore table flip meltdown he had on the reporter.

Sergey Kislyak, the most forgettable man in the world.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Reines purchased four podiums on Amazon, two for his home and two for the secret office the Clinton campaign lent him at the PerkinsCoie law firm in Washington, D.C. He searched eBay for a 2005 Donald J. Trump signature collection watch, which he purchased for $175. He experimented with a self-tanning lotion on his…

The barber has refused further leeching sessions after an initial treatment resulted in the death of seventeen leeches applied to the orange epidermis.

Also, because I’m obsessed.

Her tweet did not say that there were a higher number of terrorists who “said they were killing in the name of Jesus Christ.” She instead said, completely correctly, that “more terrorism” in the United States is perpetrated by white Christian men, a statement which is objectively true.

Aw, I hoped it’d be called

It’s weird, because we don’t ask for 100% certainty anywhere else. “The prospect that a seat belt would always prevent a traffic fatality is preposterous.” “The prospect that an antibiotic would always prevent a bacterial infection is preposterous.” “The prospect that education would always prevent appalling ignorance…

I want that Candy Apples lady back solely for her daughter. I’d watch a show that was just her deadpanning responses to her overly-chirpy mother.

Fanta-Germany connection: Thanks, I hadn’t heard of it. For others who haven’t:

It’s because we don’t want Sharia law here in America.

I am a person who got pregnant as a result of a rape. And I say this guy can go fuck himself.

These guys are fucking obsessed with the idea that maternity care and maternity leave is “getting one over on them.” See also: Gorsuch’s comments to his law students about the delicious scam of maternity leave. God forbid they have to help pay for the babies they claim to love and value so much. Women should only…

Methinks she or someone she is close to recently had an abortion. Thoughts?

On a side note, did anyone watch Last Man on Earth last night?