Initially read headline as

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

You know, his father is right. We do need to have a discussion about alcohol and campus culture.

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

Why not? Your mom stayed up with us too.

I did the same and even parlayed it into sex by saying how great it’d be to have such a cute kid. Jokes on her though, after years of treating my body like a truck stop toilet, my boys have the mobility of Andy Reid trying to run through a pool of sand.

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

I’ve actually seen this sculpture up close and in person, and I can vouch for the fact that it is indeed creepy AF. It’s gorgeously executed, which makes it even more disturbing - even up close, it is insanely lifelike. I am having the hardest time understanding what possible scenario some rich fucker has to have in…

Stop kink shaming me!!!

Kasich is like that guy at work who seems like a reasonable human being when you meet him, but then later you find out he’s some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish.

Fucking yinzers...

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

FTFY

FTFY

^This guy knows what’s up

^This guy knows what’s up

Just make sure you don't accidentally buy the sugar free ones.

Just make sure you don't accidentally buy the sugar free ones.

#feelthelacticacidbern

shut it down!

#NotAllSidewalks

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

The missus smacked me around a bit for the 3rd time in our 17 year marriage -i never even raised a finger -ever!