Asked by another reporter how he would stop abortion, and whether this would mean using the FBI or federal forces to accomplish this, Huckabee replied: “We’ll see if I get to be president.”

I remember playing this and Pretty Pretty Princess when I was a little boy. I feel like playing Sexism would have been a more enlightening use of my time.

Damn! I remember feeling like the lamest nerd ever because my mom wouldn’t let me have this.

My parents owned an apartment building and one of their best tenants fled overnight after being assaulted by her boss at work. She left nearly everything behind and later called my parents to let them know why. I often helped my parents at the apartments and my sister and I cleaned after people left. It was the late…

My parents have a similar game called Klassenkampf (class struggle) where you play in teams as capitalists or working class. One option of ending the game is causing a nuclear war. Nobody wins, but at least you don’t lose against the others. I think it’s also from the 70’s.

Holy SHIT! I need to play this game like NAO!!!

Any similarity between Donald Trump and a human being is purely coincidental.

What kind of a moron do you have to be to make a “New Yorkers aren’t nice” joke to a New York audience.

Question:

This is particularly funny because, even by the standards of the “chemicals are scary” crowd, there’s nothing terribly “artificial” about zinc oxide. Zinc is a mineral, it's mined out of the ground, either as metallic zinc or as a component of various ores. You heat it up until it vaporizes, and it reacts with oxygen…

i bought sunscreen at target and like, from the entire wall of sunscreen, only banana boat had a bottle of the lotion. the rest of it was aerosol. kinda annoying....

I know I’ve used it before...But!

I didn't have much time to do my best Photoshop, but you get the idea. These Rita Ora posts always get me.

It’s a second-rate Rihanna with a British accent. Minus all the hits.

She can’t decide what color it is

REAL DICKS or I'm not buying movie tickets, Hollywood! Get it together!

This is an obvious phallacy.

Yoko broke my brain this time.