My mom’s birthday!

Shut the fuck up.

Welp. Today is the day I try this.

Welp. Today is the day I try this.

Ahh, the Saabaru. I love it.

OK, but I kinda want ginger-scented firewood.

That’s a Crosstrek.

It was definitely worth it to pay the extra $50 when I bought one for my nephew.

What song is this?

That’s who I immediately thought of.

It’s not totally useless (I’m exaggerating a bit) but it’s not even a full fold-down center section, it’s just a small hole tucked behind the center armrest. The actual seat doesn’t fold down at all.

Ski. Hockey stick. Golf Club.

My year Legacy (2005) is one of the years without the fold down rear seats instead opting for a pass-through cubby hole that is I guess kinda useful if you’re hailing exactly one 8 foot long 2x4. It’s really my biggest complaint.

I think I actually like the 360s solution better.

I can’t wait for these to come out so that they can have underwhelming sales and I can pick up the entry level stainless version for $200 or less.

Maybe he went to a jeweler and said “point me to your most expensive ring for I am a dot com billionaire” and the jeweler thought “It seems the stork has delivered to me a freshly born sucker!”

With great power comes great electricity bill.

I’m in the opposite situation since two fulfillment centers opened nearby.

He looks like Melora Hardin as Tammy Cashman from Amazon’s Transparent TV series.

Rita Ora is in a GOWN by VERA WANG at the MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS, this happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR, someone NEEDS to tell her to chill out.

Not Safe For what?

Not Safe For what?