Every time I see a Genesis SUV I think it’s a Bentley.

Hilarious that this car has about the same horsepower as a poverty spec 2021 Honda Accord

Bad Brains classic yellow is my go to t-shirt.

I too am 6'3" and it’s much more than barely above average. We’re taller than ~95% of other men. Literally nothing is designed for someone our size, it may be designed to accommodate us, but not make us comfortable.

Also, fuck you forever Kinja. It really might be the worst CMS on the planet

Yes, I’ve wanted a Corvette my whole life. I didn’t buy one when I was young, because I couldn’t really afford one (although I know someone would have financed me) and made the smart decision to wait. Then I met my wife, got married, and had kids. 9 years from now, when I’m done paying for my youngest to go to college…

Only person I ever knew to own a Rabbit convertible was a dude in college nicknamed “Pete the Destroyer”. He was a massive, ‘roided up frat guy that loved to smoke weed.

...when they have a job that pays them enough to live

Haters.

I learned in the desert in a K5 Blazer, it had a granny gear so it was pretty easy. Took me 5 minutes to get the hang of it . . . when I was 11.

With the right spin it can easily be put that hauling offenders in would disproportionately affect minority populations too.

Agreed. No one is out stealing packages of porches for shits & giggles when they have a job that pays them enough to live. OTOH, the dude was driving a new-ish car, so I’m a little confused.

My knees are usually touching the back of the seat in front of me on a plane.

If you were 6'3" you would understand why it’s polite to ask.

Nice price. This would be a perfect van for rugby road trips

IMHO the problem with these internet companies is that there is no service level agreement (SLA) between you and the company. When businesses contract with each there are SLA where they promise 99% uptime (or whatever the relevant metrics are) and then there are pre-agreed to penalties for missing those SLA.

Peacock bass took over Gatun Lake in Panama. They ate 7 out of the 11 native species of fish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peacock_bass#In_Panama’s_Gatun_Lake

“In 2014, T-Bell launched its first-ever breakfast menu “

East Coast burger chains are, for the most part, trash and I’m jealous of people in the Mid-West and West that get things like Culver’s, WhataBurger, and all the other cool stuff we don’t have here.

It was editorializing in what’s, ostensibly, a news story that didn’t belong. If it’s strictly a blog post/opinion piece then have at it, but last I checked Jalopnik writers get press credentials.