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My fiance actually laughed at that because while she would rather I didn’t waste my life away playing this game, she pretends to listen to my rambling enough about it that she actually got the joke.

Just found my Halloween costume for this year. Who dat!

Maybe these are preliminary sketches for Human Centipede Part IV? Human Centipede on an Airplane?

Most of us would’ve been shitting into a bucket in a shack somewhere in the middle of fucking nowhere in 1861. The food, the hospitality, the kindness towards strangers: none of that sentimental bullshit “southern culture” existed the way you think it does back then.

That’s one harbaughdy.

Wait a second. Are you publicly declaring that you think that it is perfectly acceptable to chop your kids hair of as punishment for something he/she did? Did I miss something? Can you flesh that out a bit more before I jump to conclusions and call you something along the lines of “Fucknuts J. McRedneck”? Thanks!

Daddy bloggers of the world unite.

I'd like to see this list with athletes. So far I got Horace Grant.

I can't believe I'm the first person to post this song.

And that's precisely what infuriates me about this whole damn thing. My mother works for child protective services in West Virginia and it's a goddamn nightmare. Every day of her life is filled with starving, abused/neglected children and most of them end up in group homes because nobody fucking wants them. All the…

So, you are "going to assume that she is a fully functional adult" despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary? Many accounts state that she is deaf and blind following a stroke in 2011. She's 88 years old and lives in an assisted living facility. You really can't see why people are concerned that these people are…

Was kind of waiting to hear Deadspin's thoughts about that letter Josh Gordon posted. Why didn't that receive more press? Is it just so full of b.s. that it wasn't worth wasting time on?

Thanks.