Is that true? That sounds like a shit-ton of bullshit.

"That's his choice! We can all be adults about this."

I'm from West Virginia and read The Mothman Prophecies way back in the day, long before the movie, when it was just this really obscure, fascinating book that was passed around by the local weirdos. I think anyone from WV can appreciate just how dark and eerie the state can feel at night - every time I go home to…

You're a petulant shitheel for spoiling the episode and then stomping around the comment section of your own article pissing on your readership, but more importantly, don't you think Juice died more like a "G" than Gemma? Doubtless they were both going to die one way or another, but Juice went down fighting on his own…

It's the holidays and all, but I gotta throw "It's a Wonderful Life" into this mix. I watch that movie every Christmas Eve and every Christmas Eve I think two things: 1. Holy shit, Donna Reed, you are beautiful, and 2. Man, that movie really wasn't afraid to go to a pretty dark place considering the time period it was…

Close shave, America. Close shave, Barbasol.

Close shave, America. Close shave, Barbasol.

My grandparents retired to a teeny tiny town in New Mexico when I was a kid. I remember my Grandma's number one complaint for years was that she couldn't find Hellmann's Mayo in any of the little grocery stores in her area (it was a rural part of NM). It got to the point that when family member's would visit from out…

"a whole stadium in a blue collar town"

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

Just a small edit: let's use "shitty-noise band" instead, so as not to confuse this rock radio tool with the real, talented noise artists of the world (your Merzbows, your Boredoms, your Lou Reeds, etc)

I saw it for the first time yesterday and had a good ol' fashioned gut-chuckle. It really sums up how I feel about so much right now.

Oh my that cracked me the F up.

1080P!

So, you had some beer in Wisconsin that you personally favor over Spotted Cow. Cool story.

You didn't get it, but it's a dull, forced joke to begin with so don't sweat it.

"People who look for symbolic meanings fail to grasp the inherent poetry and mystery of the image. By asking 'what does this mean?' they express a wish that everything be understandable...But if one does not reject the mystery, one has quite a different response. One asks other things." - René Magritte

Well I'll be damned! They got the pepperoni roll from WV correct, for once. That elusive, tasty morsel is - most inaccurately - always left off of these lists.

Tangentially related, but I'm guessing that the Big Ern' McCracken play sign is a tongue in cheek reference to Holgorsen's hair? It has to be what...a hook & ladder play? Actually, can anybody explain exactly how the hell that is used? I've never seen that used before.

West Virginia would be the Pepperoni Roll, hands down.