Your eyes do not deceive you.

Or Candice Bergen.

He sent the package himself.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm not a doctor, but I believe your cousin and her husband will continue to have children with CF unless they find a sperm or egg donor. Did her doctor not explain that to her?

Lookin' pretty Husky there, Joey.

Amazon is also testing how best to simulate a UPS employee hurling and punting your packages.

"Let me tell you about white needs..."

Alternate take: in a misguided effort to regain what Lemon perceives as lost credibility (ed. he never really had any), Don Lemon has positioned himself as anti-KKK/pro-lllama.

Mars Two: they would like to sell you a bridge to Mars.

I reserved "a lot" in case the party bags contained Mountain Dew and AXE body spray samples. Likely, but unknown.

I'm guessing she's fine, since she's the Global Diversity and Talent Programs manager at Google.

"The Tumblr Fuck Yeah Party sponsored by Entourage" is a phrase that makes me vomit in my mouth just a little.

What are "caries"?

"What's your mom do?"

If you're interested in a real virtuoso in this vein - one who isn't a fanboi like Ed Sheeran - try Andrew Bird on for size.

It doesn't matter what the dress is "in real life"! We're discussing what it looks like in the photo. There's no right or wrong when it comes to perception, because it qualitative not quantitative. You said so yourself:

Chunking the deuce?

I did, for reasons stated previously. However, I would still argue that 2.5% is not "a modest difference" - that represents a 75% higher rate of mortality in the US. If you had to take those chances, I think you'd bet on a European hospital.