Those wings are toe lickin' good.

Musk reiterated other facts about the Model 3, including the that it will be around 20 percent smaller than the Model S – which he admits is a big car – and that some things that are standard on its big brother will be optional on the 3 – which is sure to help that $35,000 price.

I think it's more like, "Hey Gawker employee tasked with reading incoming email from various media flacks, it's me again, Jane Doe. So, as part of our big media blitz for the season premiere of [Some TV Show] tomorrow, please find the attached exclusive video promo or Q&A session with the lead actor. We would love for…

It's more like an annoying partnership with various publicists.

99% of the bowl games blew, were totally noncompetitive matches, so you didn't miss much.

A Russian, an Italian, and an American astronaut enter the Russian section of the ISS.......

Take take the shuttle: 5 minutes from 42nd to Times Square. Taking above ground light rail or golden floating pegasis-drawn carriages won't make arriving in Times Square any less terrible than it already is.

That waistline looks like CGI to me.

I can't speak intelligently about any stateside CDC screw ups, but the WHO - the only multinational health organization that could have been positioned to deal with the current outbreak - was widely criticized for its failures.

Not after they bungled the Ebola outbreak.

Contact WHO?

You sound thirsty, bro. Enjoy a refreshing Smirnoff® Ice.

"...You unnecessarily stepped on your opponent's unprotected leg as he lay on the ground unable to protect himself."

I am a healthy adult male.

To remove all doubt that this was intentional, on the second offending step Suh goes so far as to deliberately lift his right leg, which puts all his weight squarely on his left foot, crushing Rodgers's calf. You don't do that unless you're either 1) working out on a StairMaster, or 2) taking out a star QB with a…

In that case, Steven Seagal's career is about to get a helping hand.

Sean Hannity...managed to garner one vote as Best Host.

Sad.

Does this poncho come in camel?