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Nobody with a dog in this fight has gotten more from cable providers than the President. I guess you just have to wait until reelection isn't an option.

Counterpoint

I've been waiting weeks for Leo: Isolation. You deliver on a Friday with 17+ glorious minutes!

"It's been a joy to watch him," she wrote. "It's been a little over a week, and the game's effect on him has been so strong. Weak for months, he is flourishing in more than just the game world. He has been going out more, doing chores, making jokes. The effect of playing the game on his mood has been almost…

We consider Staten Islanders to be the provincials, here. I'd tell you that nobody can get a good coffee regular on Staten Island, but nobody goes to Staten Island anyway. ;)

I wouldn't trust a Boston.com. First of all, Bostonians are notorious liars and scoundrels. Second, I'm a third generation New Yorker and coffee regular drinker.

Perhaps the superintendent could have prevented the inevitable assault on one of his guards, who ruined a significant slice of his prison's economy in busting up the gambling ring, by proactively locking down the prison. The object being to confiscate all contraband so as to neutralize any specific loss to the crew…

Hello Under-30 Voters, would you be interested in participating in a poll about how young people have no interest in voting?

AYN! RAND!

"Black" is black. "Coffee regular" is some sugar and some milk. It's very specific!

Or they asked Lawrence to adlib this scene. After twenty-five bad takes they had just had enough, and didn't have the mental stamina to cut the name at the end of the day.

"Catnipcatnipcatnip. More catnip." - your cat

Such is life. Studio hires Jennifer Lawrence a voice coach. Jennifer Lawrence delivers hack performance....with an accent and attitude! Best Supporting Actress.

It's a bad scene. From the bad two-angle cut of Lawrence in the middle of "Carmine, Carmine," to the awkward pan-and-scan style camera work as she grabs the magazine, to the wasted time on dialogue, including several seconds of spent in silence reading the journal. And of course, the mind boggling explicit reference…

Lawyers cost money. For fucks sake?

Tom Coughlin: everybody's disappointed Grandma.

Is that a fish tank?