Pretty sure RNA jackhammering is EXACTLY how we got in this mess.

If it’s any consolation, there’s probably no RFID scanners on the part of the plane that ejects your baggage into the Midwest to stimulate their economies.

Will this system increase or decrease air rage...

I’ll see your Viper and raise you a

It’s Australia, deadly things abound in the land down under. Now we can count amusement rides among them.

‘...injuries that were incompatible with living.’

Susan, since you can’t afford the drug treatment that may help you, I have a cheaper suggestion that may help. Several people I know have gotten rid of their IBS this way: amateur intestinal bacteria replacement.

Great idea! Here you go:

Once, at a party in a house in rural Australia, I noticed what I assumed to be a giant, novelty toy spider stuck to the wall with a suction cup. Then it started crawling. When I was able to speak I pointed this abomination out to my hosts, who replied “yeah, that’s Freddie, he keeps the lizards away.”

I. tobini features four legs that are modified into penises.

Oh great! Now I can die from a freaking pink sponge. “Hey, I’m sorry to hear that. How did she die?” “Some pink sponge in Australia exploded her.”

Actually, all of the above are incorrect. Over the years, I have compiled a list of commonly-used abbreviations and their meanings. Here is a small sample:

Ferrets are already pretty close

So does this mean we are one step closer to the perfect pet, the cat snake?

I thought you said “Paper Metroid” for a second and I was confused, yet intrigued.

That sucks.

Such a compelling argument! Let me respond:

One thing nice about keeping pluto in as a planet.. it makes the mystery planet (which has been theorized about for 2 decades) ‘planet 10'. And that makes it that much cooler because its a fit for ‘planet x’.

I would totally watch a show where the protagonist is a murderous Jeffery Dean Morgan.