She had Sour Patch Kids you neanderthal..

They make a larger piece, obviously. Oh, did you mean with this thing?

Is the gift sadness? I bet it’s sadness.

I know I’m replying over half a year late, but yes yes it did. Angry Birds 2 introduced randomly generated levels and a life based system where after failing X number of times you had to wait either 30 minutes or and hour (I forget which) before you could continue. This is in-line with garbage like Candy Crush or PVZ2…

Keep your snake in your pants sir.

Actually, we'll probably never find out. They cancelled the series.

The OA for example.  D’:

Yes, to pay for a board game being sold exclusively on Facebook by a small game design company. Sometimes people use odd platforms for purchases. What a world we live in eh?

Even people who added it for two-factor authentication and/or payment details? Okay dude. Everyone but you is stupid.

Introducing (due to import and legal restrictions) Elon Musk’s Not-A-Lightsaber!

Is there even a Sunoco in Adventure Quest 3D?

You wanna know ‘ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real!

So wait, I can just go here and crawl around looking for diamonds, and then... take them away with me? Why isn’t everyone doing this?

Where can I see more of this conversation, but in video form? Reading is lame.

Brrraappp Brrraappp Brrraappp! Boiiiii!

Cool story, bro.

Obvious troll is obvious.

This is going super well.

Whatever her name happens to be, expect her to be speaking to the manager right actually now.