This is only a quick fix but I always feel better when I go to festivals and people watch. Are there any going on where you live right now? You can check yelp events to see what is going on

Do you think we don't know you're scratching your balls

Are you on the email list for the Phoenix jezebel meetup??

My sister had a wedding with about 20 people at an asian fusion restaurant and I think it was close to your budget. It felt like a really nice wedding because the food was "hip" (read: pretentious) but tasty and it had a modern atmosphere. Plus it was out on the balcony so we had a nice outside area all to…

Was literally going to post the exact. damn. thing.

So does lack of sleep. SHAME THE PEOPLE WHO DONT SLEEP A FULL EIGHT HOURS EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE THE WORST AND THEY ARE RUINING AMERICA

If something has disgusting long antennae and a gross bug-like body IT IS NOT NICE. NEVER EVER NICE

Re: your use of imagery, I can only refer you to my groupthink post on the topic last week: http://groupthink.jezebel.com/putting-pictur…

I'm only half joking by suggesting that we microchip children like we do with our dogs and cats...

It's them, not you. You're awesome! (I'm guessing.)

I really disliked this piece too. Her mother is flawed in many ways and it is not because she is a feminist. It is because she is a selfish asshole. Where in the feminist handbook does it say that you're supposed to let your child starve?!

Oh well then fuck those idiots

I've never done it, but I've heard match has a lot of people with inactive accounts. So don't take it too personally!

With professors like that it always helps to go to office hours as you are working on the assignment. I think that if you are not creating assignments that are up to par with the professor's nebulous guidelines, it is only fair to come in as you are working on the next assignment to see if you are on the right track.…

Stop giving people ideas!

The teacher really needs to frame that

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

This comment needs to be at the top of the pile

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME!

Oh fuck, did I misgender?