This is the best article about dirt that I have read all day.

“Someone likes a thing that I don’t, they must be trash.” - Actual trash.

This seems like a weird place to judge people based on their interests.

Alright, that’s it. Torchochist Masochinsky is my new band’s name.

What in the hell is going on in these comments? What has Jalopnik become? Porsche is bringing an uncorked 919 to the Nordschleife just for the kicks. That’s awesome!

What great timing.

I think we should combine masochist and Torchinsky to create a new portmanteau named “masochinsky”, which describes automotive journalists who have an affinity for fun/unreliable vehicles.

Here’s his video of me driving.

That’s the new bassist for Yo La Tengo

It’s ok Matt. If you want to return... we’ll be there for you.

Get out with your reasonable argument.

Every time I see this video I wonder why they hell they started like 20 feet back.

Everybody dies. Not everybody truly lives.

I mean if you can deduce people eat meat and that there are no “normal” animals. But wonder if Pokemon are eaten. That is a definition of denial. Even more fun. People are Pokemon as well in their universe so. It’s not so much disturbing as much as it is the cycle of life.

Maybe they just got their new duct tape tires.

“Yes, we can make it do 0-60mph in 1.8sec. It’s a good headline, but once you’ve done it once or twice, and lost your eyes in the back of their sockets, you might not want to do it again.”

Hey, where did you get that photo of the new Supra?

The fuck is this shit?