Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy

But sadly not the rating of “mythical creatures who would fuck you”. #ConsentMatters

This is also the correct ranking of Mythical Creatures I Would Fuck

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

“god”

scans for *female orgasm*

Executive producer: Werner Herzog.

THIS.

Democrats? Hold people accountable? If it was another Democrat maybe but upholding the law against Trump just isn’t worth their time.

I would love to see his comment history on Pornhub.

lol you piece of shit

There’s no business like show business, there’s no business at all! :)

He wasn’t talking about Asians, your grandpa was talking about the plague of porcelain or china homunculi that wonder this country between 1927 and 1962. For a long time the problem seemed unsolvable and destiny to just keep getting worse.

Outraged at the attempt to suppress information, especially with new knowledge that 57 of those pages detail what Skyline Chili does to the human body. Outraged

Republicans: “LIBERALS WANT SHARIA LAW IN THE US!!!!”
Also Republicans: “No, I’m sorry female reporter, you’re going to have be accompanied by a male co-worker in order to work here.”

*reads banner under headshot*

Zero lies detected. A hit dog certainly does holler. 

Who is Rob Manfred?

I think Drew’s leaving out the fact that the dog would absolutely win, just by jumping on the table and peeing on all Joey’s hotdogs.

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

I’d disagree (yay, I’m a contrarian again.)