highlikeaneagle
HighLikeAnEagle
highlikeaneagle

“...despite knocking out a few of the charges against her”

Considering the handwriting...”

It doesn’t seem that far fetched to me, and a cursory internet search backs me up.

Just a hunch. Her fans tend to have more money than sense...

Not everything needs to be a thing.

Not incapable. I know several who do. But know that, given the number of physical units she moves, many aren’t seeing a needle.

Do her fans even spin them? Or do they just sit there while the album is playing on Spotify?

Was there a special CIA napkin involved?

Wilco would never put out a record with such a terrible title. 

What quantifiable measures do they base these awards on? Must've missed that...

”My billionaire, world-famous, universally-lauded wife doesn’t get enough recognition” MAYBE won’t garner the sympathy you want, Jay.

Jump?! Fucking JUMP?! Is the AI that’s running this site now completely off its goddamn rocker?? Van Halen is dogshit. 

If you’re buying one of THESE on the secondary market... You know what? Go for it.

Yes

Good. Sue every one of these fuckers out of existence.

Does this mean I can also regress to the early 2000s by smoking weed most mornings and generally avoiding all responsibility?

Every generation gets the “Pokémon Go to the polls" that it deserves. 

It’s really not. You just have low standards. 

Life’s rough for all of us. For instance, sometimes I hit my head on stuff...

Margot Robbie didn’t get snubbed, I don’t think. She was perfectly good and did exactly what the role required, but it was hardly groundbreaking stuff. It’s exactly what you would expect from an A-list actor in a studio film.