I already am. 

God help whoever makes a really GOOD joke at her expense.

“MY NEW SINGLE IS DEDICATED TO THE MAN WHO HAD THE GREATEST COMEBACK OF ALL TIME!”

He was almost offensively inoffensive. I had no idea who he was.

It’s a unreasonable statement. Trust me. 

Less. Far less. 

“...as her level of fame is an essentially unprecedented phenomenon that the public is still figuring out how to handle.”

Yes. I’m aware. Thanks. Pedant. 

I mean, maybe, but this Ziwe person isn’t so universally famous that a one sentence explanation would be considered superfluous.

Even if not every episode was a winner, the good ones hit more than they missed. And, more importantly, it was there every week during the TV season, year after year. There’s value in that, I think. 

An “iconic host,” obviously.

Just stop trolling. Things are bad enough around here without your bullshit.

Taking this opportunity to mention that the Chiefs lost that game, so (a) go Pack, and (b) she is no longer a good luck charm and is free to break it off.

“Taylor Swift, anyone?”

I don't know why he'd spend all this money on something a bunch of morons would pay HIM $8 a month to do...

I’m not saying it’s Golden Rule-type stuff, but it’s hardly actionable. He asked her to order him a martini? Called at an inopportune time? Come on.

It’s pretty damn good! This band is going places. 

That’s it over 11 years?

Who the fuck hasn't? 

No. The world needs to get rid of all these shows.