It’s functionally the same as “What time do you close?”

That the best you can do? 

I don't know. Sounds like it could be an interesting project. I'll give it a look. Certainly not going to judge its merits without seeing it. 

I think I remember that from law school...

Be careful what you wish for. Here in Texas, I’d MUCH rather we elect our judges than have them appointed by our governor. 

It SHOULD be depicted as violent and bloody. 

Knowing exactly how it works is less important than (a) the fact THAT it works and (b) supporting its continued availability.

“La Baia is Adam’s Cheers”

I would have watched it, but my HBO app kept crashing. Oh well, I’ll try this week. Really looking forward to it.

Fair. Gotta get fitted for those dress uniforms!

Just gathering names, phone numbers, emailaddresses, and Instagram handles, I’m sure, of our next generation of military leaders.

Love Diet Coke. Can’t stand Diet Pepsi. Won’t drink the stuff.

Someone needs to get it through his head that he's not funny. 

So... poorly written opposites attract rom-com with overly stereotypical characters? Exactly what I said...

Oh, I don't doubt for a SECOND that it's hot garbage. 

“Future.” Right.

Yeah, he should probably get to the bottom of that one before he starts with the primates...

Sounds like a pretty stereotypical “opposites attract” rom-com.

Shit, as long as they (a) pay me in cash and (b) don’t prevent the enforcement of the result, I’ll recount the votes myself.

I’m damn near 40 and an Android user. When someone my age complains about the color of my text messages (and some will), I tell them to grow the fuck up and get the fuck over it. Their problem, not mine.