Hair, makeup, but also the eyes and the tattoos and just the general presence.

Holy shit, she's stunning. I think I may have just turned gay.

John Scalzi might be the most pathetic beta ever. I've never even heard of a single one of his books, and it seems his current career is white-knighting pro bono.

For real. Just look up for comments like 'all about the misandry now', as if this action is in any way indicative of how 99.999999999999999% interactions between male and female strangers go down.

Thank you for providing the exact kind of response he said was incoming. You sure showed him.

How silly.

So basically, you want Assassin's Creed 4 the movie?

Some of this song is pretty idiotic given that Tinder is a well-accepted hookup platform. Telling a girl she's hot or that you'd like to fuck her is pretty standard fare, and not at all inappropriate for the platform.

There are smart and dumb ways to do that, obviously, just as there are appealing and off-putting…

I can appreciate the creativity and effort.

"I think it's quite a week for the non-discovery that sensitive nerdboys are often H-bomb-scale misogynists who get all horrific-kid-in-a-rape-store as soon as they find success. Because these idiots actually believe that this is how it goes, this is what you're supposed to get. "

Cool! I'm always down for a good animated movie. I'll look for it!

Meh, I'll still watch it, white-washed or not. The trailers make it look like it's focusing on the relationship between Ramses and Moses which - as somebody who's never been religious - has always been the most interesting part of the story to me. How strong is your faith, that you would turn against your own brother?…

"Oh my god, please someone let shock jock dudebro morning shows die a slow terrible death already, please GOD."

What?! NO! They're so funny and fun! Just because one went over the line doesn't mean they should all go.

Nah, it's hawt!

UNF. He is so damn hot!