I use my phone as my alarm clock (and will continue to do so.) I get in bed when I’m ready for bed, not when I’m ready to play on my phone for 20 minutes before falling asleep. I also switch my personal phone to silent when I get to bed, so I’m not getting woken up for every email or text that comes in late at night.…

AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!

I’m sure this mess will ultimately be pinned on some poor sap.

This is pretty much how I feel right now.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

You’re still a hero to me.

You have much to learn

The first time I ever seen one in public was in Bahrain. I started laughing like a maniac. I got many worried eyes on me.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

President Obama is at his best with he’s interacting with children.

How about :

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Percussive maintenance: my grandfather was an elevator mechanic for 45 years, worked on the construction of the Empire State Building, could probably do a valve job with just a ball peen hammer and vodka tonic.

Relly though, the 10mm is what I use more often than not

I’m sorry but I don’t believe these reports. As a Mets fan, I can tell you Familia can’t beat anyone in October.

I believe that’s why they chose Budweiser for the first test run. If there had been a massive system failure and the rig went over an embankment (assuming the person monitoring the system jumped clear). He could give the statement that “nothing of value was lost.”

Years from now, when dystopian future that we were warned about is here, and streets are littered in mangled metal, carcasses (human and robotic), we will remember that this revolution was started by some humble piss water being delivered by driverless truck.