One day you will realize that old people are still human, so they display every trait other humans have.

*This* is why you always have the artist stencil the design onto your body before the needle even touches your skin! If it's an artist's original design, he'll mock it up on paper first. If it's *you* design that you're handing over, have that artist freehand outline the design on the desired body part you want it on…

When someone asks what race she is and she responds "I'm Asari" do people just think she's an Italian that is apologizing?

It's like the DBZ games on the PS2 that let you do two fingered pushups, or pull the Z-sword out of the ground, or my personal favorite - eat bowls of rice by jamming on buttons.

What cute little animals could be evil? Let me introduce you to these guys...

I was in Mexico by when this was going around and I was in a school run by a nun. They literally banned anything Pokemon related but that did not stop me from popping out my Game Boy and playing after school and whenever they would tell me something I would say it was not school time anymore and they had no authority…

I think they mistook Pikachu for another furry, red cheeked mascot.

That poster reminds me of the missed opportunity for casting Jim Carrey as The Joker. I know he was a total unknown at the time (or rather the increasingly popular Token White Guy on In Living Color, which meant almost the same thing at the time), but his manic and often dark sense of humour would have been perfect,…

I suppose if one wants to nitpick it would be,

Gaaah, this picture makes me want to leave work early so I can get home to my cat.

Did you just learn that word today or something? Yes, it's exaggerated, just as a lot of jokes are. That being said, if you have ever worked a high-volume retail store on black Friday, this isn't so far off-base that it isn't funny.

Never underestimate how much mileage I can get out of this meme

Listen dude, do you really think anyone is going to stop playing to notice these things? Do you think such small details are actually noticeable while you're simply playing the game? To notice them you have to be looking for them, and honestly, if you're doing that you're playing games wrong.

It's just a fact of life that the order of graphical quality will all ways go PC-PS4-Xbone and that's simply due to the current generation of available hardware. The real clincher is where you get into fps and res-the PS4 is running this 1080p @30fps and the Xbone is running 900p @30fps (this is also a max-under load…

As a developer; I think that using a public media outlet to say "buy this or rent this" is a very hard thing to swallow for me. The entire economics for the way in which software is shared and obtained is pretty straight forward and great for consumers - not as great for developers.

Exactly.

It is a game. A GAME. It's meant to be fun, not some personal theater of egos. The notion that the only reason that there are people who don't play at a higher level is your very specific grocery list is absurd, to be kind. Much of it comes down to the fact that not everyone has time to spend 3-6 hours or more a day…

I used to think like you when I was in college. Now that I have a job and adult responsibilities, I have a lot less time to play games and almost never reach the pro level. Now I value each and every olive branch developers extend to the more casual audience. I'm not asking for the same experience as hardcore…

Maybe they are having fun anyways. For a brief period I was almost to the pro gamer level. It was fun. But I had a brain injury and things changed. I can still do great sometimes. But alot of times now I only rank in the middle, sometimes near the bottom. I have fun win or lose because its how games should be. If you…

I'm sorry. Do you have something against sugar coating? Sugar coating is fucking delicious! Who died and made you a dentist?