Nailed it.

I'm sorry, Greta, but no amount of unicorns and rainboners could ever beat off the sheer joy that cums from your first encounter with First Encounter, the glorious tale of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry getting fucked by a giant squid.

Stupid ass birds.

::sigh::

You and me both... and no one else.

I think you mean Grant Grant will add some Grant to Grantians of the Grantaxy.

My bad, you're right I did miss the post from yesterday.

What's the point? We all know it's going to be Firefly, whether we want it to be or not.

Masterpieces take time.

Actually, I'm pretty sure The Game of Life is the embodiment of the American dream. Plus using the spinner is way more fun than rolling dice. Especially if you pretend it's a giant UFO that inexplicably landed in the middle of "town" and dictates how your heteronormative 1950's American life plays out.

It's alright guys, cause at the end of the day, Monopoly is still a boring fucking game.

Shadow of the Empire. Shadow of the Empire. Shadow of the Empire.

But shakin' it's all it knows!

I had a Helio Ocean... BUT DON'T CALL IT A PHONE!

Immensely enjoyable... or at least it was when I feverishly read it, cover to cover, in one night, hopped up on (in retrospect, a dangerously large amount of) Adderall in college.

Note to self: get House of Leaves back from sister.

Would you like that Meatyor Vegeterran?

Depending on the cuisine it could also be The Spice Shuttle... serving Lamb Vindalunar

What kind of soup though? I'm hoping for one small leek for man.

Built by a crack team of gastronautic engineers