heybella
Bella
heybella

I don't disagree completely, but there are ways to do this other than taking matters into one's own hands.

*sigh*...tell em', Paul Mooney:

"HI KIDS. I'M UTIE THE UTERUS! I'M HERE TO BLEED ALL OVER YOUR FAVORITE LINENS BECAUSE CUNTUM MECHANICS."

Yep. Period-free for seven years (I'm on my second Mirena) and loving it.

This why I jumped at the chance to get a Mirena, despite my none-too-excellent history with hormones.

I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE! YES BOTH OF THEM!

SO MANY FEELS. Christ, I love this city.

No need to shake my ass for you cause I've got a brain

I fucking love Lily Allen. She does that sugar sweet voice/sassy lyrics thing so well.

NEW LILY ALLEN???

Yes. I can't put on eyeliner either. This woman deserves the Nobel Prize for makeup application. I want the flower face.

15k bail? OF COURSE.
If I found out a man did that to me, I'd punch him, multiple times. I would feel NO shame for it, either.