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His Smile has a real Cannes-do attitude!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait - it's gonna be on fucking Showtime? Ugh. Goddammit.

Yeah but what if it was Bill Murray?

Yes, this would make me very happy.

/dies

Hey! If you were a crewman on the USS Reliant and Khan was about to blow up your ship & your only option for your last meal was your own flesh, would ya eatcherself? I sure would!

Other good cameo possibilities:

I think maybe he's shooting for a strange and hitherto-unseen "not sucking" type of thing.

Nah.

Two YEARBOOK OFFICE door signs? Pret-ty lame, Milhouse.

And heeeeeeere coooooome the pretzels!

I expect a lack of comprehension regarding this comment.

Harry Shearerro?

Worst. Comment. Ever.

BAaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa whatever.

Are you gonna say it like that?

Shouldn't we be setting our calendars back 34 years? If we set our clocks back exactly 34 years they'll still read whatever time it is right now when we set 'em back. Thirty-four years before 11:48 am on May 13, 2015 is just gonna be 11:48 am on May 13, 1981. The clock won't have changed at all.
I mean, that's just

/dies

If you sit on your hand for ten minutes it feels like someone else is waxing the finish on your X-Wing.

Yeah, pretty sure that's in the Storybook, too.