FIRST HE PASSED THE PEAS. NOW HE'LL PASS…

This is excellent news.

That should never be discussed.

I tried to read Marvel Comics in college once, but I couldn't. I opened one up & everything, but just couldn't really read it. I pretended to, because I felt kinda dumb and wanted to look cool, so I just pretended to read it for a little bit and then passed it to the guy next to me.

I love Martin Mull.

Maybe about an aspiring plum farmer and he's like, a master plum farmer who teaches said would-be plum farmer about plum farming via caustic yelling and over-the-top dickheadery. Or he could actually play a plum. Like in a reboot of the Fruit of the Loom commercials where they fight aliens who were hiding under the…

Well why don't you go cry to mommy about it.

Wow. This actually sounds really kinda sorta on the goodish side.

Right?! I'm going to one of those later today! To uh, return a book I didn't really read. (shrug emoji thingy)

This might be my favorite 11 Questions ever.

Biggs is dead.

Whoa. My dad had that exact same DARTH VADER LIVES t-shirt the dude is wearing right at the start of the vid. Kick ass.

Wait, she killed Fred Wesley? MACEO WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE, ROWLING! MACEO WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE.

Yeah, you could tell it was the late 90s because everyone's wizard robes were way baggier then.

No one ever charms the appropriate goats. :(

He knows what he did.

Technicalities are so hot.

You want to join a boneball league with her?

I took it as a rather mocking/sarcastic apology to the loons who actually felt & expressed actual ire. Because they are loons. And that's what loons do. Well, that, and eat fish.

Whatever. Motherfucker had it coming.