TIL about all these bad bitches.

Okay, sure. But...

Josh Allen sucks because unlike Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield you can’t switch the first letters of his name around and remain pronounce-able/become slightly humorous:

Yeah. I wanna say only Britons and Egyptians can get roll them to reflect Boudicca and Cleopatra? There could be more. I don’t give enough of a shit to dig deeper.

To be clear no one should give a fuck about this, but even if they did:

Logos on jerseys are trash except for Cleveland and Boston.

I don’t think it’s fair to call any team a “rival” of a team that hasn’t sniffed the playoffs in 17 fucking years.

See I’m already gobbling up this tape. I’m eating so much of this fucking tape in shitting celluloid as I type this. All this tape eating is telling me a couple things: I need to not eat tape, it isn’t digestible. Also, the Bucs line is getting shit on. Put any QB back there and by the transitive property (don’t @ me…

Ehhh. Not terribly useful, except for some niche cases:

UN-ASKED-FOR TIPS INCOMING:

I took the opportunity to scream, “PAY HIM OR TRADE HIM!” every time he made a play on Sunday. Free tickets on the 50 about 20 rows up, Seahawks sideline. I’m fairly sure Pete heard me at least once.

Nah, the clicks are worth more than having currency that can be bought with said clicks. Probably. Maybe. I don’t know how any of this works.

You can just pull it from collections as you level.

Hey there wider world! Washingtonian here.

“Also, as we have learned from experience when launching online games at this scale, there are bound to be a few issues and we want to ensure that we have time to gradually roll out the game and make the experience as smooth as we possibly can for everyone,” Sarwar told IGN. “We believe this way of rolling out…

Not related per se but important to note:

Cool.

If this isn’t proof of widespread brain damage among retired players I’m not sure what is.

Other than people trying to drive around Lower Queen Anne, Belltown and SLU during these future games, no one is getting fucked. All private money.

That update is hilarious.