Welcome! I’m excited to see how your vision unfolds. Your vision should include a science correspondent. There are shockingly few science stories on Jezebel. I’d be interested in understanding why.....maybe the perception is that the readership wouldn’t be interested?

My 14 year old called me a fucking bitch when I asked why he didn’t even read supergirl when I saw he didn’t turn in his assignment on parentvue. He got blankets and a pillow for christmas. No skiing no trips no fun things. And I did not do thanksgiving. He can cook for himself, I taught him a few things. When he asks…

was any other name than “Elsa” even considered? Frozen for 24 years...... The cold never bothered me anyway.

“she probably wouldn’t be able to give birth naturally because her husband has cystic fibrosis”

It needs longer legs.

“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

First person to come in here and declare Die Hard a Christmas Movie will be fired into the sun..

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

I have an answer for that based off of my own experience. When you want to do something good, but you don’t want to spend any actual time/energy/effort, you throw money at it. Collect your feel good endorphins then go about your life.

When Lam set up the GoFundMe what was the stated goal? How is the money going to help stop the bullying?

It does, there comes a time when my coworkers get over their surprise that I have common interests - it’s when I stop being the black girl in the office and just “my name”.

Not just that I think it goes even deeper. With any minority you’re typically not seen as an individual but a member and representative of that minority. White people are given the luxury of not always being a representative of the larger group.

It’s amazing that people still use the I have x friend excuse non ironically.

In 2012 when I thought Mitt Romney was the forthcoming apocalypse who said things like “Binders full of women” and disclosed his taxation rate of 13%.

Yellderly

Did she bring a Pepsi?

You can’t really go wrong with a montage of Jessica drinking, being surly, and roughing people up, accompanied by a Heart song. Not sure what this season in all about, but I’m in.

Actually, I think I do need this.