Apparently when I was a baby/toddler, I pooped in my dad’s arms while he was checking out at Target. It was, shall we say, a blow-out situation.
Pretty sure he’s never forgiven me.
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We were both Orca Killer Whales.
right?
My vote goes to Catherine Zeta-Jones around her time in the Zorro movies.
she is the definition of ethereal beauty. just stunning
this thing is glorious
yes but HER HAIR IS GLORIOUS
Decaf coffee offends my personal belief system
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE MY FAVORITE CAT
Yeah, this is just bullying a woman based on a bad picture of her. Pretty non-hilarious to me.
I’m naming my firstborn Emeritus Bangs
Bravo for this. Cannot express happiness enough
I mean, this sounds delicious. Dinner at your place?
OH NO YOU DINT
LOLZ
Pre-holidays winter is the best. Post-holidays winter is uncontestedly the worst season.
What a beautiful example of compassion.
I personally like your version.
thanks! not too bad, my friends regularly ask for clarification so it fairly rolls off the tongue by now. :) hope it helps! :)