Do yourself a favor and install The Daily Show’s “Make Trump Tweets Eight Again” addon in your browser. It’s the only way I can read his tweets anymore.
Comes from the idea that because soya contains certain types of estrogens, eating too much of it makes “men” “weak”. Some of them believe it’s the reason for our current Big Gay Epidemic. It’s... they’re not good at science. Or critical thinking.
Every time one of these motherfuckers is arrested:
#1 tip for having the barista judge the shit out of you:
Don’t worry, it’s leagues out there.
Ah, Iowa, my love. How I’ve missed your irrepressible spirit of Christian charity.
He needs to change it to 15,778,800 seconds. We must be precise!
“This tells us that not only does it happen, but that it was delayed.”
Right?! I don’t want to parrot “ok Google”. I want to point a finger at my computer screen and announce “Rodolfo, attend!” in a rolling imperious tone. What’s the point of voice-activated assistants otherwise?
No hate for Kondo or her method, even if it’s not for me (I will nest among my piles of books until the day I die and am eaten by my cat). However, I did catch a few snippets of the show while someone else was watching it, and DAMN if it didn’t strike me as “upper-middle-class yuppies want help with their Buying Shit…
Waitwhat, really? I was led to believe that was Limerick.
“...and starring Steel Slats in, ‘The Sub Contractor’”
‘They’re a rotten crowd’, I shouted across the lawn. ‘You’re worth another twenty-year extension at the least.’
I’d settle for calling him by his alter ego, “Bart O’Kavanaugh”.
You’re obviously just using the wrong type!
Of course it has no hidden meaning! The meaning is right out there for anyone to read: Dogs aren’t dangerous.
Is he... is he licking that microphone in the header image?