It’s painful when you enter into a debate, making logical arguments and thoughtful responses but the person you’re debating with is the rhetorical equivalent of a slope foreheaded mouthbreather. You have my condolences.

I <3 cornflakes and they’re better with some sugar. They’re even better if you mix in 1/4 to 1/3 of a bowl of Frosted Flakes.

What, they couldn’t get the ching-chong music for the video? It doesn’t hit every stereotype unless there’s a gong at the end.

Odd. I saw the headline and read the first couple paragraphs and immediately thought to myself when and how do I use ‘I feel like...’. I realized almost immediately that the only time I use it the sentence looks like:

I feel like shit/crap.

For a moment, I though this was going to be some super screwed up article about…

We should take some of that carbon tax money and use it to build a giganic bubbler like they have in aquariums. That should fix everything. It would have to be a honking big one though.

Good. It’s about time these plutocratic fat cats paid their fair share.

I watch this and keep expecting him to scream Hiii-YA! at some point and begin hurling the metal through the heads and guts of a hoard of charging guys all wearing black pajamas and masks.....

Are you not ENTERTAINED?!?

I don’t get it. What am I supposed to be seeing? It looks like a blob of crap with random geometric shapes. Is it supposed to all of a sudden Magic Eye into something recognizable?

Wooo. It’s like a build your own mini rail gun without the ridiculous amounts of electricity needed.

Hey, at least they didn’t charge her rent. Do you know what people would pay for an apartment the size of an elevator in Tokyo or parts of NYC? Talk about ungrateful.

I know, right? This is why I really don’t understand the people fawning over the original trailer. It stinks. It objectively stinks.

Yep. You only really start to notice issues when you start looking at the body. The shield hand is a dead giveaway but that face is _amazing_. They may have finally crossed the uncanny valley. Well, for stills anyway.

Holy crap. That wonder woman is incredibly lifelike. I’m still not absolutely certain it couldn’t be a person.

I actually really like this fan-cut trailer. Apparently cutting out 90% of the dialogue and interaction between the characters and adding the ghostbusters theme improves it 10 fold.

That seems to be a lot more common than the reverse. There are plenty of films I’m excited about due to nothing more than the trailers but I’m willing to admit could be a complete shitshow. Suicide Squad for one. The trailer is a work of art....but the movie could easily be crap. It’s especially likely for action…

Me neither. The closest I got was the ‘The power of pain compels you’ but the rest was like anti-humor. I’m wondering if part of it was my reaction to the CGI which looked ridiculous and terrible to me.

My God, this looks _terrible_. I mean, sometimes good movies have awful trailers but usually they try to prune through the movie and put some of the best parts in. If this is all they could find then we’re in for a painful 2 hours.

My God, this looks _terrible_. I mean, sometimes good movies have awful trailers but usually they try to prune through the movie and put some of the best parts in. If this is all they could find then we’re in for a painful 2 hours.

SCREW THIS DIET I’M ON. *sigh*