"I had nothing to do with this.."

Well shit

How can one guarantee citizenship?

I would like to know more.

Long Island.

He’s doing his part...are you?

I would hate staring at people at stoplights though.

Ribbed for your pleasure.

So fucking clean

Netflix has been consistently mentioned in completely unfounded rumors

"Drilling holes to affect pressure? You don't say..."

This makes so much sense! Now I understand why they race on Sundays!

He's just plum crazy.

Slap him. He was aspen for it.

I just don't want you to make an ash of yourself.

I suspect it's shifting is a little grainy.

Wood you please just stop?

Hay bail? Hay bale? Tumbleweed?