Yeah, in college I don’t care how horny you were in some bar at the end of the night, we avoided local hookups like the plague. Occasionally that meant physical removal by friends, but still.
Open letters are gross enough. But open letters to the mother of your dead wife, where you say you want to establish a relationship with the son you gave cerebral palsy to in the contract killing? Man, even if you really are remorseful, you’ve got to just let that one go. You’ve already given them enough baggage. Your…
-Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott
*“I gave it my best and life is so special”
WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?
I chose not to run.
“Best friends” in the manner of “asking for a friend?”
That’s, uh, very specific.
I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.
The men and the women.
“This training is for fahkin cabbage pussies like fahkin purple wearin gayboys at the fahkin figya skatin rink”
Now I have that accent in my head. Have your fahckin’ stahh.
It sucks that buying alcohol in this state is such a pain in the ass and we’re constantly raging internally about it. You bring it up and the rage just comes boiling out.
They are waiting for the state run liquor stores to open so they can relieve their withdrawal, and as a result have nothing else to do until then.
Hey, some people clearly take the fact their state doesn’t sell alcohol in gas stations very seriously and will let you know that! Stop gas station-shaming them!
I like you’re approaching looting with a Supermarket Sweep style strategy.
I’ve never run into a time when I couldn’t buy alcohol in Illinois. Even Wisconsin has some time restrictions, but that’s due to the Tavern League’s power. It’s annoying being in another state and having to go to 2 or 3 stores to get something I should be able to get in 1 store or not being able to buy on Sunday.
Go to the bathroom first, flush the key, lock the door behind you on your way out. Now no one gets to use it
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