I typed that out last night because I knew if I did it at work today, that I would be so worked up that I wouldn’t be able to function.  And then Barry had to be on his bullshit this morning and I ended up getting pissed off anyway.  But at least the futility of caring too much allowed me to go back and edit it down…

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

I wanted them to hire Arians and I gloat that I was right all along.  Trestman looked too much like a pedophile to be an effective coach

But you’re a racist Trump apologist, so who the fuck cares what you think?  Crawl under a rock and die, you scum 

Haha i would hope you’d give him a mulligan.  He won coach of the year!

I said out loud that he was going to miss it.  He did and even though I knew it was going to happen, it crippled my soul

Hey now. Don’t be coming at me with your fucking facts and logic.

You’re honestly going to compare one of the most dominant teams in NFL history being showboats and then following through with one of, if not THEE, most dominant playoff runs ever, to a kicker feeling sorry for himself and going on a morning talk show?    I mean, you understand what that Bears team did right?  I’m not…

Reality is just a theory, maaaaan

and i will be right back here to spew my bullshit once again

but the problem is that I’ve convinced myself otherwise, because being a football fan is a mental illness

That’s my approach as a White Sox fan.  I saw my team win in 05 and have season tickets to some of the worst baseball played in the MLB since, but I have enjoyed it because I know they’re probably going to lose when I’m there.  But the Bears have given me a taste of hope and like a heroin addict, I will rob my…

I will buy that bridge and throw myself off of it.  You think I enjoy being like this?

Yeah, well apparently the Rams foresight only goes so far...And the Rams were competing for that obviously important first round BYE. They lost to the Eagles the week after the Bears and if they had lost once more, the Bears get the BYE.  To think a team isn’t giving it their all during a regular season game is…

pulling the cord is to start the motor to your nacho cheese fountain

The Bears being good gives me hope and I’ve internalized that and it’s coming out as anger. I want to go back to being an apathetic Cutler apologist, but I’m too far gone 

The difference between me and the average Pats fan is that I know that my rants and raves are completely delusional and circumstantial but I’m just so gosh darn pissed off

I know it’s dumb logic, but it’s all I have so fucking lay off me.  Gawd

Taking your kid to an Orioles/Royals game is child abuse.

you can’t hurt me, i’m already dead