Previous press made it sound like Sondheim was not happy about some of the changes to the musical. He came out with a statement shortly afterwards saying he was fine with the changes and thought the movie would be great. So I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek here.

I feel like the camera man has a gun pointed to Stephen Sondheim's cat or something off camera and is like, "You will stop bad-mouthing this movie, Stephen. Reassure the theater nerds, Stephen. Reassure them now."

You are a total asshole. She probably, sensibly, thought that while this was all weird and scary it was in good fun. Part of the deal for playing D1 soccer. Certainly, I wouldn't have assumed my teammates and coaches were sociopaths. Similarly, those who are killed by drunk drivers should have had better sense than to…