Honestly, the memes help me relate to SpongeBob. Since I never watched the show, the only thing I know of him is the memes and the theme song’s first 10 words.

As a Dad of a now 3 year old, I can testify that you only need to place your controller down unattended for a few seconds for similar results.

Insulted? Why would you be? The people who grew up with these characters are of age and in the industry and probably happy to work with them. I know I would be.

Slap City gave me a LOT of enjoyment with a relatively small roster compared to what has already been shown.

Bidoof is classified as a plump mouse Pokémon in game.

I don’t mind that there are many sword characters. I have a minor grouse with 8 of them being from the same game series.

My hot take is that I would hope a future Smash titles significantly dialed back its scope and reduced the character roster size to half. This is the ULTIMATE Smash with everyone in it; the only way to go in the future is to focus it more with a smaller roster but a more robust single player campaign and more emphasis…

I’m sad about this, but I’m enormously grateful for how amazing this entire ride has been. I hope Sakurai will finally have a chance to rest once development finally ends on this project.

Still holding out hope for the elite beat agents.

The court hereby orders the plaintiff to “dig that, sucka”

Yeah, I could have phrased that better, and it’s probably my non-ace bias that made me see his attraction to Zelda in SS as both romantic and sexual.

Link could totally be an ace boy who goes down. If he were in a relationship with Mipha, and Mipha weren't ace, it would totally make sense for him to prioritize his partner's gratification, since it's not necessarily something he prioritizes (or needs) for himself.

I’ve always seen Link as bisexual and non-binary (or maybe trans), the type to kiss and not tell (I’m particularly fond of Zelda/Link/Sidon OT3, though I may be the only person online who ships them as a trio). I’m open to the ace interpretation too, though.

Wario I see as pretty open-minded, honestly. His game studio…

Uh sorry but Link is a trans guy and so I suspect he’d be pretty good at it. I will not be taking any further questions.

The only reason why I don’t think Link goes down is cuz he’s ace and he’d have some problems with it. I’m sure BOTW Link would make Mipha happy, but in other ways.

What if the name actually turns out to be “The Sequel to Breath of the Wild”? Like they’ve been saying it all along in plain sight!

i hope the docked mode boost the performance

The only thing I can think this would be useful for is tricking extremely gullible parents. “mom you can’t take my switch away my calculator is on there!”

I tried

I’d also point out that genetics already give some kids slight advantages over others. I was never going to be any sort of athlete, for instance, no matter how hard I worked, because I started out way worse than the other kids from the get go. So even if trans kids have a slight advantage, how is this materially…