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helpmeithinkimfallinginloveagain
helpmeithinkimfallinginloveagain

We’re all pulling for you, Mayor Pete. 

Fuck him indeed. If he had polio as a child and has worked tirelessly to deprive others of health care, he deserves to burn. If he had polio as a child and refuses to denounce anti-vaxxers like his president, he deserves to burn. If he had polio as a child ...

Nah, fuck him. You get disability sympathy when you aren’t trying to turn America into Gilead But Less Humane.

Totally agree. At least on the east coast, one reason why it keeps getting buried is because people want better trains but they don’t want tracks in their backyards. So we get stuck with the shit we have.

One thing America is *VERY* ready for? Improved rail transportation infrastructure. And that will help with inequality issues across the board:

You are reading a website written by unionized white collar workers. 

Hey, I’m all for shutting down the Ohio and Indiana borders so none of those crazy fuckers can escape.

Couldn’t Carter technically run again?

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

My chads were hanging normally but now they’ve ascended into my groin due to anxiety.

Can’t we gerrymander the effects of global warming and sink Florida so we don’t have to put up with this bullshit anymore?

First they came for the dick jokes.....

you’ll all be given cushy jobs! 

But what about us brain dead slobs?

Eh. Slender Man is fine. Teens do dumb shit and those teens in particular did evil shit, but that’s not the entirety of the character. Should people not be Batman or his villains because of Aurora? Or clowns because of Gacy?

even one poison pill is too many in a caravan.

I voted for Gillum. My 84 year-old traditionally conservative mother voted for Gillum. I see Gillum signs everywhere - I only see DeSantis signs where clusters of deplorable candidate signs are posted. And they’re mostly not homes... street corners. This has been a completely unscientific poll. 

I want to explain what Gillum means because the thought of it infuriates me every time I think about it:

Hey. Preznit Stable Genius has seen plenty of documentaries on TV about those scanners, so quit moving the goalposts, libtard.