I know there’s a lot of this going around lately. I like to be the center of attention so I made my own post. :) Feel free to share.

I am sick to my stomach about this. If y’all haven’t seen it, basically a ton of areas of south Louisiana are under major water - like, up to their roofs, standing on their cars, being rescued by good Samaritans with boats. Good thing fishing is a big deal. I hope all our Louisiana-based GTers are safe and dry!

My husband and I are planning a trip to Montreal in October for funsies. Other than it being basically Louisiana winter at that point, what tips you got for me?

(heads up: mild weightloss/diet stuff, no numbers in the post though)

My friend from college and his girlfriend are coming over tonight for dinner. I want to make this peach, tomato, and ricotta salad. Can’t decide what to do protein-wise and grain-wise. Maybe some grilled shrimp? Maybe some grits? I dunno. Whatchu think, GT?

I’m not exaggerating. I was listening to Trump in the car on NPR on my way home, and I had to pull over and puke into the road. Of course, I might have been having a puke-y day anyway, but I’m positive listening to that shitbag triggered it at that moment.

Heads up - a commenter on Gawker (GawkerIsACancer5) this evening is posting extremely graphic pictures of murdered women on different articles. I had to dismiss one but it was horrible. By the time I saw it, it was approved and in the black so the image was out. I realize that posting this constitutes a call out but…

I am very, very minimal about purses. I mean, I want them to be like, a base-level cute (in my mind, and I don’t think I’m picky), but after that, it’s all about size, pockets, and how I feel with it on my shoulder. Then I use that particular purse until it dies. I’m actually thinking I want one that hangs under the…

I tried to limit my rant to the title, haha. I find Fathers’ Day difficult (and I know many of you do for a variety of reasons). Say anything you want, whether it be father-related difficulty or the consistency of your morning bowel movement. Or other things. I’m sure there are more than those two things to talk about…

I am a great cook. Like, a goddamn badass. Not gonna lie. So is my slightly younger brother. I am SO OVER our mother being disproportionately impressed with him! [worth noting: this is not my brother’s doing AT ALL]

I mean, not for the right reasons. My workplace is trying to get out in front of this whole salaried people getting overtime soon thing.* We’ve been audited by the department of labor before, so I get that they are wanting to tread lightly with that stuff now, but this is SO unexpected; they tend to do everything the…

Some of y’all have probably seen this, but Brock Turner (Stanford) was convicted of raping an unconscious woman. His dad decided to make a statement, said that it is a “steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action.”

My click-baity headline is not an exaggeration. After the emotional mindfuck of the past 14 hours, I cannot believe that is what it came down to.