I don’t follow speedrunning very much if at all and so I didn’t know about this. I feel REALLY stupid. I just thought this was a cool run in a game I know people love. I’m going to update the post to include something about this. This sucks and I’m sorry. Thank you for pointing this out. 

“Wait, so the last game of the season is meaningless in other sports too?”

He has been the best QB for the Dolphins since Marino... He wasn’t all that durable, but he was good.

I remember when the Dolphins hired Adam Gase away from the Bears and us Bears fans were very upset about it because of how great he was with Cutler that year. And then they signed Dowell (not a name) Loggains and he perpetually shit the bed every week while coaching Brandon Marshall, Alshon Jeffrey, and Matt Forte.…

The venn diagram between those who believe Franken was railroaded and shouldn’t have resigned and those who want Biden to get the nomination is a single overlapping circle.

Arctic is burning. Amazon is being cut down at an incredible rate. Hurricanes are dropping more water as the climate changes. Unplanned Medical services can financial cripple a large chunk of Americans. Wages haven’t gone up in years. And I got an headache.

Feels strange to have the first of the series not be the Browns, whose annual display of ineptitude really set the mood for the rest of the season.  There could not be a more boring disaster of a franchise than the Cardinals.  Build a wall around Arizona 

If you think white supremacists have valid points I'm doubting how progressive you really are. 

I mean it’d be a little easier if we weren’t running the textbook definition of concentration camps, having our President use old KKK slogans while inject himself into the sporting world on a regular basis.  I would love to go back to the times where I could go into a sports bubble and ignore other aspects, but that…

I think “Roommate while you’re in the room trying to sleep” deserves a separate, higher entry.

List is fine, but this video is #1:

Under getting hit by a bus made of javelins.

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

3,854,833. Splinter in tongue from using wooden spoon to eat chocolate malt. 

That’s fair enough, but given that Lucroy was concussed and had to have surgery to fix a broken nose, the Astros aren’t likely to receive much sympathy.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

James Bond has retired or just buggered off in several films.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

She’s reaching finals, so why should she retire? I not only want Serena to tie Margaret Court’s record, I want her to break it. Margaret Court is a racist & homophobic piece of shit and i’d like to see her go nuts again, this time from her Australian church pulpit, for all the world to see. Hell awaits her!!