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I didn’t see Compassionate Conservative on there

GROOTSLANG WUZ ROBBED

This is also the correct ranking of Mythical Creatures I Would Fuck

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

So “racism is fine” a better opinion than “Triscuits suck.” I’m calling the police.

For the record, Triscuits are thatched garbage

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

And Lil’ Ben gets funded by hard-right advocacy organizations because he’s an outspoken racist fascist with a large Twitter following. So what’s his beef exactly?

They didn’t have great options. They had no support back from their midfield and were out numbered on the left side. If they had played onto her from that side she had help wide in Rapinoe and Morgan crashing in on a run. The other centerback probably should have closed on her but Lavelle would have likely nutmegged

You left out a key, and wonderful, photo:

This is a very photogenic team.

She got a mural on the Banks in Cincinnati right before they left for France, and damn, did she ever earn another one.

I think the problem is calling Emmitt Till a “celebrity,” which carries a connotation of glamour and lightheartedness. If it had been a list of “important historical figures” I think the reaction would have been different.

“They come here to eat our delicious roast beets and sausage stews that we eat for our single meal a day. They take our jobs shucking iron in the Steel Crop Fields of which we make our careers. When we come home to listen to the daily radio telecast, they are speaking a different language.”

Let’s send them to the guillotine.

“Today I wrote a piece attempting to explain the view of ordinary people (i.e. people who agree with me)." -Posted from inside a luxury bunker penthouse, eating raw oysters on furniture made of poor people standing very still. 

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

That would seem to be an asinine qualifying system

Yeah, how dare they?