They are never taking the presidency again. At least not in the next 2 decades or so.

I'm not big on throwing shade at others pastimes, and I understand it's fully legal, I just don't understand how anyone can look at something that majestic in nature and be like, "I should kill that fucker"

Metallica is always a great choice! Thanks, Samer!

No questions, just wanted to say hi to Tom.

In junior high school I was developing autoimmune hepatitis (and probably ulcerative ulcerative colitis it too it turns out) unbeknownst to me. So I had a lot of fluctuation between constipation and diarrhea. And one time I didn't shit for like 4 days, after previously having shat a ton the week before. When I did…

LMAO, omg, this literally made me laugh out loud, bravo

You're a towel.

So hit the fucking star yourself like the rest of the humorless shits.

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Bartman should have practiced better hygiene and not gotten so close to Alou's hands anyway.

This is the key to soccer's growth in the United States.

That's a funny point! I know this is betwixt you and JDRM, but let me just say this: I really liked Mulholland Drive, and I fucking hated Kid A. I loved Radiohead up to that point, and I really tried to like that album, but I couldn't. So the two aren't inherently bound.

Because people who don't like Mulholland Drive are dumb.

Brett Favre was awesome that year.

I love my 9ers, but their handling of this case is bull shit. I did write both my state assembly person and my representative to express my feelings on domestic violence/abuse. (along with police brutality) I wrote this maybe 3 weeks ago and still have not received any response. Typical.

Clearly, this bear went to college and was an Ursa Major.

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

Agree. The Game is a bit underrated.

I would actually separate Fincher's work into three categories. Films, Movies, and Utter and total self-absorbed shit. Thankfully only The Curious Case of Benjamin Button falls into the latter category. God I still get pissed when people praise that movie.

I had completely forgotten that Fincher had directed The Game. That was a fun little movie even if the climax was kind of ludicrous. (Good thing they just happened to have an air bag there!)