The Restatement isn’t law - it’s an academic document designed to show what the purest/simplest form of the law could be.

With that look on his face, Farenthold just needs a gold-bikini-wearing Leia in chains next to him to really finish the tableau.

Dumbbell only lifts dumbbells. True story: I know a guy who looks like he could be Paul Ryan’s twin brother. He’s a really good guy, but I still feel a visceral urge to kick him in his dick any time I see him.

Fuckwad there only squats when he’s taking a shit on the lower class.

If only he had an Executive MBA from Duke, his white male privilege would be complete.

My god, you are up and down the comments on this article being as stupid as it is possible to be. Don’t you have anything better to do, child? Go outside.

You know, if poor whites didn’t embrace a culture of poverty, and didn’t listen to artists like Johnny Cash that celebrate marital dysfunction and drug dependency, maybe we wouldn’t be seeing these problems in the white community.

Ok, but how are we all still alive after “fuckboy Voltron.” How.

Nah, the “NFL hat and stretched out t-shirt with taco-meat-ass chest hair peaking out” is the hotep alt costume. You have to push the B button on the “This Nigga Ain’t Worth Shit” character select screen.

Mmmhmm.

“Overwhelmingly republican” is not exclusionary to some Democrats and republicans are the party that calls people illegal and wants to build that stupid fucking wall.

Awww...darn it. I didn’t read all the way through the thread.

Dick Cheney will be the last human alive on earth. I’m sure of it.

Nope, Brawnychicken has spoken, you can’t mention any bad act anyone has ever done unless they were convicted by a jury of their peers. Incidentally, he now thinks Hannibal Buress is funny.

You don’t need to be proven innocent. We have a presumption of innocence in this country. You failed high school civics huh? You haven’t proven you passed, so I guess that’s that.

This does nothing to prove your point. The definition of “actual innocence” from your link is “an absence of facts required for conviction under a criminal statute.” Which means that the government failed to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt for each required element of a crime. A defendant in a criminal matter…

Oh, I didn’t realize that the press corp was an empaneled jury. I must have missed that.

I’m not taking sides on this but there is no such thing as being “proven innocent” in the criminal justice system. The government must prove your guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, anything less than that and you are innocent in the eyes of the law. The case was dismissed, meaning that the government never even…

They do that now too, as a side note.

He was not proven innocent. Case was dismissed. There’s a big difference.