That is a gorgeous periwinkle. Fantastic lewk!

I am loving this series! I love learning about new makeup.

You kind of get what you pay for with the palettes, but check out TJ Maxx/Marshall’s because you can get higher-end palettes there for a lot less. Haven’t seen this brand or other black owned brands there but to practice your beat, might be worth it before splurging. 

Apple, orange; orange, apple. Jesus.

I’m pissed their screen name is way too close to mine.

You sound like your diaper’s full. 

Are you wearing one of the PM lipsticks in the pic? It’s a great color whatever it is!

Yes, I said you are fucking moron. Get a new gif, get a new riff, get a fucking life.

Oh, lord help my bank account, new sets from Mother. If you haven’t tried the Lip Fetish color balms, you should, I think Wild Cherry or Ultra Vixen would be right up your alley. I find them to be much more comfortable than the lipsticks with almost as good a color payoff. 

You’re fighting the good fight, but word is this is a Tomato Face alias.

Shut the fuck up, troll.

Yeah, no. People reacted just right to Aziz—his “bad date” is waaaay to fucking common.

Pence is a potted plant.

You are a fucking moron. 

She gave him the speech to goad him into showing his ass. It’ll work too because once he realizes he’s a joke yet again, we’re in for a Category 5 Narcissistic Injury Shitstorm. 

For real. All that “delicious local cheese” is gonna do is get stringy and naaaaasty in the crockpot.

He said this guy’s life was so pathetic he just ran a 15k to raise awareness for it.

Or Steve King or Steve Scalise or DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.

My favorite thing about her is that ever since Michele Wolf made that smokey eye joke, SHS has toned it down considerably.

To all the aggrieved dudes sending me tomes about the march for life: save your fingers for jerking off. You are not entitled to my time and I am not reading your mess. I’m sure being dismissed is something you are very used to.