It would be a Christmas Goddamn Fucking Miracle if you would make fucking off a priority already.

Speaking of football ignorance, your user name tells me everything I need to know about you.

I know, right?

Not about you, Sparky.

I’m starting to think there’s like three decent men left. Problem is I don’t know which three.

:) You’re welcome!

It’s pronounced “NAFTWO”.

Big big BIG love for the reference to one of Prince’s best deep cuts.

Where was the promo for this movie?

He up and cancelled his performance review with his boss. Not exactly a career-enhancing move, seeing the Kremlin’s reaction.

I like the Cholula Chile Lime.

Your boss does tend to get pissed when you cancel your own performance review.

She was 100% extra in Talk To Me. Hilarious scenery chewing.

It grates on you after a while. I said upthread that a CNY winter would probably kill me now, and I used to run around going out with hardly any clothes on in my youth.

I grew up with Upstate NY winters. I’m 97% sure one of those would kill me now.

People were fine looking past their racism and sexist ads until they stepped in it by pissing off 30% of the luxury goods market. It’s about money.

I’m pretty sure the last thing Manafort will hear as the shiv goes in is “Oleg Deripaska says hi.”

After last week’s Festival of Carbs, it’s OK.

Well, there go my lunch plans.

Stay classy, San Diego.