He is solely responsible for the greatest joys in my Bears fan life.

He wuz gud

Negative Nancy Fatlawyer here. These all sound pretty awful to me.

Doesn’t it automatically mean he’s poisonous too?

At the very least, the “wanting to make out with family members” part works.

Wouldn’t they be more offended by him being an elite university professor?

Star Wars is the story of a young man who has a religious awakening and goes on a quest to battle the evil empire in an effort to bring back the old ways and Make the Galaxy Great Again. It’s a political message, but not necessarily the political message you want it to be.

MAYBE...BUT WHAT IF HIS FATHER PLANNED IT FROM 20 YEARS AGO FOR HIM TO GET POWERS?!?!!!?!?

He’s called the Tinkerer, not the Thinker Upper and Make from Scratcher!

Ugh they never make any Black Widow masks for bank robbers. Why there are so few women in the bank robbing industry.

125 million people voted this year in the USA for president. If the Republicans didn’t suppress voters, the USA didn’t lock up black people for smoking a joint and not allowing 28% of the voting age from voting because of it, and the Democratic Party setting up the primary and still not understanding why they lost,…

American authorities: “We shot the kangaroo, the dog and the man.”

So kangaroos try to catch and kill dogs because they resemble dingos, a predator to them and their young. If near water, they’ll try to lure the predator into the water and drown it, or if on land, they grab them by the head and use their legs to disembowel them with their hind legs. Sauce.

so this entire backstory could be a false

tosses hands up “I was just wrastling with him mate! ya dont have to be a bloke about it!”

Is Australia a city in Florida?

Señor Tatooino

Oxford Ellipse?

This is objectively stupid and you know it.

This use of language is INSANE.