He was PISSED when they cast a new Flash for the movies. I'm sure some of it was realizing that he'll never get to play GA on film, but he went off on DC about it.

I’m the same age as Felix so I’ve always loved him because I felt like I could do awesome stuff as a 19 year old (I did nothing). I remember showing my dad the results of his first game in the majors against the Royals (maybe?) in the newspaper sports section the next day and making a joke about exceeding…

Is pancakes a euphemism for something where you’re from?

I think they also wanted to show that Dayne is just a better fighter, and not that he has some amazing sword.

Well the character motivation has to be right for sure, but I’d argue that Bill, despite being likeable, was a mustache twirling piece of shit. He “killed” a woman for the simple fact that she didn’t love him anymore. His motivation didn’t make him right, it made him a jackass.

That’s mostly true, but it depends on the scale. Small scale revenge flicks work best with a true evil villain, and there’s no reason the MCU can’t do a revenge flick. Imagine how successful John Wick would have been if it was a Hawkeye and Black Widow adventure. Thanos works best as truly evil too. Because on the…

The thing that bothered me most about the film was the dialogue. You say a “flair for dialogue,” I say not one real conversation in the entire movie. It just takes away all of the tension when everyone is shooting one-liners throughout every scene. That’s what Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Ant-Man are for. Everyone else…

I know that was a joke but the Deadspin/Jezebel crossover was fantastic, so I’d love to see an i09/Deadspin day. They’re the only two Gawker sites I read (other than the day I read Jezebel).

As a 6'2" person, I thoroughly agree with everyone’s newfound height bias.

Is there a joke/reference I’m missing because Colby Rasmus absolutely did not lead the league.

Isn’t fun generally accepted as an adjective now? I hate funnest, but I thought I heard that Webster Dictionary or some similar book accepted it out of fatigue from fighting against it for years.

I saw last night’s headline and just assumed the Warriors lost because I don’t care. But holy shit the comments on that article are pure gold.

Yeah, I get the complaint. Her ridiculous pose is the first thing I noticed. Everyone gets a cool pose and she gets a tits and ass one. But then I stood up and did it and I’m not even overly flexible. But I can definitely turn my upper body far enough that I can see my own ass. She’s basically doing the spin around…

Even when you adjust for inflation, TFA is going to outdo all of the prequels combined. They didn’t make “a ton of money;” they did just alright.

I haven’t seen the movie yet but in real life didn’t he have maggots clean his wounds up?

I can’t even think of a Leo interview. All he wants to do is bang supermodels and act.

But they haven’t “pissed off the cash-cow.” First, the cash-cow would be JJ Abrams, since he’s the one making all the cash for Paramount. And second, while die hard fans mostly hate the films, they’re incredibly successful financially. Maybe fans will finally stop seeing them after the previous two, but you know for a…

Can you imagine Facebook?

My bad, I’ve seen that used lately as an example of Cap being an asshole. With the whole everyone says you’re wrong so tell them they’re wrong part. I also don’t see how people are confused about his decision.

Yes but would you rather call 911 and have the police come to your house even if you hang up before saying anything, or have them ask the commissioner, who then goes to a panel and they decide if it’s appropriate to send a squad car? Of course you want people to respond right away.