Because you wanting a chance doesn't mean you fucking deserve one.

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Paying for sex is something a 'supreme gentleman' shouldnt have to do. Women should flock to him. — Surely, his exact thoughts.

I'm going to hedge my bets on "anywhere on Earth."

Wow, rude and unnecessary though I could have expected that by your asshole username.

"I was upset..." he says, detailing that he is related to women, hence his disgust. Why not just be disgusted because it's fucking rude, not because you "have five sisters"?

Christ, just google it. Fuck, this type of post is so annoying.

Nutro also makes greenies, though. Be careful with those. They built up in my dogs stomach, never digested, and caused him over a year of mystery sicknesses. They don't show up on xrays, either.

Greenies should also be avoided. They are popular and are known for being "good for your dog," but a quick Google search (and my own personal nightmare experience with my dog) say a far different story. Stick to baby carrots and other actually-edible/real-food snacks for your dogs.

This whole thing sucks, but I still can't wrap my mind around how her doctors know what she does for a living.

I'm so stoked for you that you're dating a dude who will pay to FIX your NONBROKEN body. Ugh. Have higher standards for yourself.

There are a lot of things that gross me out about bodies. Not everything we do needs to be considered natural or beautiful just because it is a function. For example, Divacups. I use one and love it, but I still think periods are kind of gross, from a fundamental standpoint of it being blood and clumps of cells coming…

I can be a non prude and still not want to watch a baby be ejected from a vagina. I can think it's kind of gross without being a prude. You, on the other hand, are pretty judgmental!

Ruby woo, with a darker lipliner. But lol at you calling her a heifer while asking for how to make your mouth look more noticeable.

"if someone is touched against their will, don't take it personally"??

Man, you sound kind of insane. A woman at work is nice to you and OMG SHES HASSLING YOU.

Did you check IDs? Did the man approaching your brother ask how old he was? He felt threatened by a man talking to him? Yeah. Okay.

Man, between this and the Hooters comment, you are really revealing yourself to be an uneducated, hateful, backwoods hick.

Don't quit your day job, champ.

Wow, you're an asshole.