I have one better - get an old, deaf cat who can’t hear her own meow and thus SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS every morning at 6:30 to be fed.
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Yup. And half the country will keep voting to keep them in power.
I have to stop myself from checking it multiple times a day. I had a little freak out moment last week when Trump’s chances increased to 30%, but then I remembered it’s JULY! I refuse to panic about a presidential election in July.
Huzzah!! Immigrants and first/second gens stepping up to save America’s ass yet again.
This was not at all what I expected this post to say, but I loved this.
Yes, yes, yes! I was so distracted by the jeans I couldn’t watch. They are like mom jeans met early to mid-aught flairs and had the ugliest baby ever.
Theory: More women in the US would get IUDs if media outlets stopped including picture of them expanded to at least twice their size. I was very pleasantly surprised at how small it was when I went to get mine inserted, cause I had only ever seen pictures like the one above.
“70 percent of particles hit the board between 2.5 and 4.5 feet—roughly chest or stomach level on an woman of average height, or right at the face level of a small child”
After reading this story directly after the Rachel Roy bullying one, this could not be more spot on!
I kept my name, my husband kept his, and our kids have his last name (mine is boring, his is slightly more interesting, so we went with his). I’m very confused by all these comments about wanting to have the same name as your kids because otherwise it is too much of a hassle/too confusing/makes things more difficult.…
I thought I was experiencing deja vu, then I realized, no, I’m just so old that I remember hearing this story when it first aired. As my lord and savior would say, Sad! Also, RIP David Rakoff.
That killed us, too. We were moving from a city to a rural area, so we did not own one single lawn care instrument. Rakes, hoses, shovels, lawn mower, the list went on and on. I always tell first time homeowners that they should just go ahead and have their paychecks deferred directly to Home Depot for the first few…
$55 can buy a lot of snacks!
Holy shit. You win.
Well, they would have at least been much better about defending against set pieces! I still think the US would have won easily either way. USA-Germany (or France, if they had won) was always going to be the real title game.
Meh, that shit was always tacky.
Excuse me, did you just “Nah” Victor Garber (DC’s Legends of Tomorrow) and “Nope” Martha Plimpton” (The Real O’Neals)???
And if you are going to genetically modify them, just stick to the herbivores. Duh!
D’oh! Should have read the grays before posting pretty much the same thing, though I only recognized Jonah and Paul. Was Rory Scovel the short guy with the big beard? I’ve only ever heard him on podcasts. I wasn’t expecting him to be so tiny! What about toothbrusher or the banana eater at the very end?
And Paul Sheer (director)! And Johan Ray (tall guy in plaid and glasses)! I can’t identify the others by face, though. Anybody else know who they are? Banana eating guy, Short guy with big beard, toothbrusher?